Lately i've been watching House M.D. TV series from season 1 - 5 for the last 3 weeks. I like the main character's(House) humor a lot. I've been obsessed with his metaphors in every episode. I find House's every line also very interesting. I'm currently watching Season 5 Episode 19. I'll try to quote the lines that I like best below.
House: "Actually, as you can see, I'm not busy. It's just an euphemism for "get the hell out of here."
House: "I know head and heart start with the same three letters, but you've got to read all the way to the end."
House: "On the other hand, figured she probably wouldn't figure me as the Photoshopping a photo and planting it in an obscure college paper type either."
House: "Lost track of your speed"? I think that was Hitler's excuse. "Lost track of the Jews."
House: "I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow."
House: "Either you're telling the truth. Or you're playing chicken. Or you're really really dumb. Either way's pretty interesting."
I will add more in the process of watching. I'll review lines from old episodes too.
